New Year!

Well, it's about that time to make a New Years resolution and never stick to it!  So this year, I'm going to try a little reverse psychology on that shit!

1. I will not go to the gym.
2. I will eat a bunch of junk food and drink loads of beer
3. I will make an effort to shit, fuck, ass, or piss in ever sentence.
4. I will do my best to be the biggest a-hole in the world.
5. I will make sure to be as lazy as I possibly can
6. I will be sure to complain about anything and everything.
7. I will ignore all my friends in different cities.
8. I will make an effort to gain 15 lbs every week.
9. I will not help the band out in any way.
10. I will get worse at the guitar.

There, let's see if that does the trick.

Happy New Year!

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